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My life is 87% Happy.

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 11, 2009, 4:50 PM
[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 6

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[ ] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 8


[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[ ] You get allowance.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 5


[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 4


[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language. (kinda)
[ ] You have a screen name.
[ ] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs
[x] You don't have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person. (I try my best)
T O T A L: 6



29x3=87%

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy".

(87 is a decent number right?)

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EMO
[ ] you own at least 5 black shirts
[ ] you like skinny jeans
[ ] you're listening to music right now
[ ] you have painted your fingernails black before.
[ ] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3
[ ] Have attempted suicide
[x] Like the color black
[ ] hate girly girls
[ ] have kissed the same sex before
[x] Like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music
[ ] keep hair in front of your face (bangs)
[ ] give people evil stares
[ ] Hate your parents or one of them
[ ] Life sucks for you right now
[ ] have been called emo (Not seriously)
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, green, teal and baby blue
[ ] own thick-rimmed glasses
[ ] Complain a lot
[ ] own a studded belt
Total: 2


PART TWO:
SLUT/MAN WH0RE
[ ] own more than 10 minishorts
[ ] own more than 10 miniskirts
[x] have kissed more than 7 people (Damn spin the bottle)
[ ] have been called a sl-t
[ ] drink a lot
[ ] You wear dark eye makeup
[ ] wear low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[ ] Flirt with everyone
[x] love the opposite sex
[ ] Go to parties/sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] wear tight clothing
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[x] you've kissed more than 2 guys/girls
[ ] Like wearing swimsuits
[ ] Sit on the opposite sex's lap
[ ] People hate you
[x] Its nice to be naughty
[ ] Swear because it's fun.
Total: 4


PART THREE:
JOCK (MY PARENTS FORCED ME INTO A BUNCH OF SPORTS WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY!)
[ ] own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair up almost everyday
[ ] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[x] Dont wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play/played more than 2 sports
[x] Play sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you've never played it before
[ ] On first string
[ ] You play/played Tennis
[x] You play/played Basketball
[x] You play/played baseball-softball
[x] You play/played soccer
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/played football
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[x] can do 17 push-ups in 20 seconds
Total: 7

PART FOUR (Doesn't apply to guys)(So I'm not doing it!):
GIRLY
[ ] Own at least 5 polos
[ ] Own at least 5 pink shirts
[ ] Own at least 5 designer bags
[ ] Wear ribbons in you hair sometimes
[ ] Love pearls
[ ] Only like popular music
[ ] Read tons of magazines
[ ] Love shopping
[ ] Go shopping usually once a week
[ ] Voted prom queen
[ ] Have dated a jock
[ ] Like attention
[ ] Always have your cellphone with you
[ ] Have more than 50 contacts on your phone
[ ] More than 30 guy contacts
[ ] Hate emo people
[ ] Wear make up
[ ] Is stupid
[ ] Wear heels
Total: 0


PART 5:
NERD
[ ] Wear your pants above your belly button
[ ] Wear glasses/contacts
[ ] have/had braces
[x] In/have been in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A's
[ ] Have been called a nerd
[ ] Has been bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] Never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] Scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don’t have pictures of yourself on MySpace
[ ] Read a book a month in your leisure time
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] Wear pocket protectors
[ ] Done/does test corrections when you got above a 90 on it
[ ] Did/does extra-credit when average is over an 85
[ ] Take notes on what the teachers tell you not to worry about.
Total: 2

PART 6:
THUG
[x] own baggy/ long clothing (A couple shirts)
[ ] like to talk like a thug
[ ] you own gold/ silver chains
[ ] have a flat brimmed hat
[ ] like to wear a certain color because of a gang
[ ] you are in a gang
[ ] you mostly listen to rap music
[ ] you own clothes from lines such as ecko, sean john, g unit, 69, south pole, rasta, notorious
[ ] you have a nice sound system in your car
[ ] you never walk... you strut
[ ] you don’t like haters from rival gangs
[ ] you have a thug nickname
[ ] you hate emo people
[ ] you hate punk kids
[ ] you have made a gang
[ ] you can name more than 20 rappers
[ ] you can dance
[ ] you want to rap when you are older
[ ] you love turntables
[ ] hate the punks that are in fake gangs.
Total: 1

If you haven't noticed The parts represent the 6 high school stereotypes
Part 1= Emo
Part 2= Slut / man wh0re
Part 3= Jock
Part 4= Girly (doesn't apply to guys)
Part 5= Nerd
Part 6= Thug
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as

6 % Emo

12 % Slut

21 % Jock

0 % Girly

6 % Nerd

3 %Thug

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RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.)

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal , delete my answers, type in your answers.


Kissed one of your DA friends?
-Guilty

Danced on a table in a bar?
-Innocent

Ever told a lie?
-Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
- Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
- Innocent

Kissed a picture?
- Innocent

Slept in until 5 PM?
- Innocent

Fallen asleep at work/school?
- Guilty

Held a snake?
- Guilty

Been suspended from school?
- Guilty

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
- Innocent

Been fired from a job?
- Innocent

Done something you regret?
- Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
- Innocent

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
- Guilty

Kissed in the rain?
- Innocent

Sat on a roof top?
- Innocent

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
- Innocent

Sang in the shower?
- Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
- Innocent

Shaved your head?
- Innocent

Slept naked?
- Innocent

Had a boxing membership?
- Innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
- Guilty

Donated Blood?
- Innocent

Eaten alligator meat?
- Innocent

Eaten cheesecake?
- Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
- Guilty

Have/had a tattoo?
- Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
- Innocent

Been too honest?
- Guilty

Ruined a surprise?
- Guilty

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
- Innocent

Erased someone in your friends list?
- Guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
- Innocent

Joined a pageant?
- Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
- Guilty

Had communication w/ your ex?
- Guilty

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
- Innocent

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
- Innocent

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
- Guilty

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
- Guilty

Thought about suicide
- Guilty

Thought about murder?
- Innocent

How bout mass murder?
- Innocent

Tried illegal drugs and the like?
- Innocent

Rode on a stranger's vehicle?
-Innocent

Stalked someone?
- Innocent

Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
- Innocent

Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
- Guilty

In love?
- Guilty

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Watching: Ed, Edd, and Eddy

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  • Current Residence: In your fridge.... eating your food.
  • Interests: Halo, Pikmin, Giantess Anime ect.
  • Favourite movie: Friday the 13th (New One)
  • Favourite band or musician: Peoples
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything but rap
  • Favourite artist: That one guy
  • Favourite poet or writer: J.K. Rowling
  • Favourite photographer: Wouldn't you like to know.
  • Favourite style of art: Unmotivational Posters
  • Operating System: Windows
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod
  • Shell of choice: Oyesters, cause they might have pearls!
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything Bioshock or Halo...or Dead Space... maybe legend of zelda, or Fallout 3
  • Skin of choice: The one I'm wearing is good enough.
  • Favourite game: Halo Three/Pikmin 2/Bioshock/Dead Space/Fallout 3/Legend of Zelda
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Peter Griffin
  • Personal Quote: Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!
  • Tools of the Trade: My comedic styles

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:iconraveness918:
This was a picture taken in Russia. [link]
Need it be explained?

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Once you drop something from your hand,
If you don't pick it up within three seconds,
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:iconolimarrulez:
No it does not. Only in russia

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Russia: "I will!"
:iconfishheadpie:
!evaf eht rof uoy knahT

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So crazy, I even scare Scientologists.
:iconolimarrulez:
!emoclew er'uoY

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England: "Now who has the courage to sit in this chair?"

Russia: "I will!"
:iconfishheadpie:
^o^

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So crazy, I even scare Scientologists.
:iconthemastagamer9000:
Knew you will like it. Russia FTW!

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IT IS I!
THE RANDOM GUY!
:P
:iconolimarrulez:
yes.

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England: "Now who has the courage to sit in this chair?"

Russia: "I will!"
:iconthemastagamer9000:
OK. Yeah, I got the chapter 2 done.

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IT IS I!
THE RANDOM GUY!
:P
:iconolimarrulez:
cool

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Russia: "I will!"
:iconyuri-kitty:
Hi. :]

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